Big Brotherreally is evil isn’t he? Just look what he has done to poor old Alex! OK, so she wasn’t exactly porcelain to start with but this is just hilarious! Big Brotherdecided that she needed a mahogany makeover (they can't say 'no' remember?) and here are the amazing results.
The poor thing entered the tanning booth like a lamb to the slaughter actually under the impression she was in for some sort of treat!
Emerging from the booth darker than David Dickinson she said: 'This isn't a tan. It was funny the first time, the second time, look at this, it's not even a colour,'
Actually it is a colour, and it is certainly not hint of beige.
'You look like you've been rolling around in s**t,' one of the more compassionate housemates commented.
However, Heaven was all for the darker shade, saying: 'The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.'
What do you lot think of Alex’s er, bold new look?
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